Daycares Are A Threat To Our Community

There is a small daycare in our office building that I go by every day on my brief walk to and from work. Today the hallway in front of the daycare was silent as I walked by. Then someone suddenly opened the door to the daycare and a million loud kid coughs and sneezes came bellowing out into the hall, as if the gates of hell had been opened up for a moment.

It was terrifying.

I think that I'll start picketing the daycare, denouncing it as a public health hazard. Look, I love children as much as the next childless thirtysomething guy, but it's irresponsible to crowd them all together like that in this community. This is just another case of incompetent bureaucrats pushing their utopian zoning and planning ideas down my throat, and I'm tired of it.

Let's put aside political correctness for a moment and speak frankly. The truth is that these people are lazy, they have bad hygiene and they are breeding grounds for all sorts of illnesses. They are disruptive, don't integrate well into the community, and are a massive drain on local government and community resources.

These people don't contribute to society in any meaningful way. They are barely literate. They come here every day and make an endless series of demands on others. They can't be trusted and need to be watched over constantly by the authorities. They don't earn or spend money in the local economy, and I suspect that these welfare queens don't pay taxes either.

In fact, I have heard anecdotaly from reputable sources that they eat their own snot, pick things up off the ground and put them in their mouths, and regularly poop and pee on themselves and expect others to change them!

These people are basically inhuman monsters and should not be allowed to congregate in my neighbourhood.